No tomatoes.
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Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice
A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.
To-mate-toes!
Tom ate those.
Nothing, as tomatoes lack any ability to communicate.
son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case
Because he needed laser eye surgery!
My pizza jokes *can't be topped!*
A vegetarian.
Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."
A condescending con descending
A: Catch up.
Because it saw the salad dressing
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
There's a KFC at the end of the finish line.
Because he saw the salad dressing.
Because it saw the salad dressing.
From a zombee! I'll see myself out
Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!
Because torque is cheap
Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.
