How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees