How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

How many women have u slept with?

Husband: Only you, Honey. With everyone else, I was awake.

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Which are the scariest kind of bees?

Zombees

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out