How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

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Graveyard Jokes More Graveyard Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do you put a fence around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Honey Jokes More Honey Jokes

What do bees who are allergic to honey get?

Hives.

What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery?

Honey, why the wrong face

Zombee Jokes More Zombee Jokes

How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

What do you call a bee that never dies?

A zomBEE!