Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do you call Batman if he leaves church?

Christian bail.

What did Batman give Doctor Freeze with his whisky?

Just-ice

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What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City?

Spruce Wayne

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What did Bowie say before he died?

Robin, is that you

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

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Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings?

The elevator men are on strike!

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong