Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Why didn't the doctor use Twitter to tell the patient that he had a deadly disease?

Because the condition was untweetable.

What method does the Australian god use to part the Red Sea?

Oz Moses.

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When are they going to bring slavery back?

I am tired of looking for a job.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

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What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes?

A: None as usual... and they most likely didn't understand them either.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

What would you say are your strengths?

Me: Words Him: Can you say more Me: More Him: Me: I'm also good at directions

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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What's in a tweet?

That which you call your bowel movement, by any other tweet is still an odious hot mess.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"