Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

How are skunks able to avoid danger?

By using their instinks and common scents!

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What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?

You can slick her hair back and make her look 6.

Why do cool guys never look at explosions?

Because they die in them.

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How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

Why did the bird go to the restaurant?

Tweet!