Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What shoes does ninjas use?

Sneakers.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What happened out there?

I dont kn-OMG WHAT IS THAT *interviewer doesnt look* Ugh didnt work on u either

What do black people and apples have in common?

They both look better hanging.

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Who's there ! Cat ! Cat who ?

Cat you understand !

Whats the difference between a woman and a feminist?

A woman can understand irony and satire without being offended.

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What word is always spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly. I'll see myself out.

What do you call a show about puns?

A play on words.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

What do you call it again where you think of a tweet while you're offline so you have to say it out loud?

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