Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

When Greek people play a video game, what settings do they use?

Default

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How can you tell a lawyer is lying?

Other lawyers look interested.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

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What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

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Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

What do birds give out on Halloween?

Tweets.