Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

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What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets?

A: She went looking for the three guys.

What did the blonde say when she looked into the box of Cheerios?

Wow!! Donut seeds!!!!

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

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Do you know what the word 'was' was initially?

Before was was was was was is.

Why is it so hard to pronounce words in Welsh?

It is the language of Wales.

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What do you call a picture of an electric piano?

Photosynthesis!

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

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What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

What's white & falls from the sky?

The coming of the Lord." HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ...please enjoy this tweet. I'm going to hell.