How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

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Because stealing is the only thing they can do.

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What do the Lannisters and Alice in Chains have in common?

They pay their debts on time.

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Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Legs. Spread the word.

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Prague Rock.

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