How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

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Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

What do you call someone who supports Hillary?

Paid off.

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What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people?

Dad.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."