How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

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What did the road say to the chicken?

If you cross me it will be the last thing you do!"

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

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Why do Canadians not pay attention to their local wildlife?

Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What do you call traffic in The Czech Republic?

Praguetory

How does an Australian call his friend from the Czech Republic?

Czechmate

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What do you call a homeless man who trashes food you give him then says he only accepts cash?

A rootabaga.

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.