Why is there no such thing as an epileptic exhibitionist?

Because flashing gives them seizures.

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Where does Bran Stark keep his things?

Hold all and howdoor

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

How do you know that Hindu woman is into you?

Her diode starts flashing green.

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What do you do if someone is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your laundry in.

What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.