How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do we know Paul Walker had dandruff?

We found his Heads & Shoulders in the glove box.

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why couldn't Bing start a fire?

No matches founds

How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What do you call a guy who refuses to serve people from Finland at his bar?

A man with unfinnished buisness.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Why are women like DOS?

BAD COMMAND OR FILENAME