How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you know if a complete stranger is vegan?

They already told you.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What's the word that starts with an "N" that no one wants to call a black person?

Neighbor.

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men does it take to fix a women's watch?

Why does she need a watch? There is a clock on the oven!

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best part about TCP jokes?

I get to keep telling them until you get them.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Where are all the women in amateur astronomy?

At the other end of the telescope.

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.