She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"
There are poodles everywhere!
I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.
Because they knead dough.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
The windows milk shake!
He was too far out man
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Ask them to pronounce "hires"
Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
