What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

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What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

What do you need to have to do the dishes when you don't want to?

Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.

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What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.