What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What's the difference between a Dutch oven and a German one?

The type of gas used.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

Why does a dog lick it's balls?

Because they're delicious. What? You've never tried them? You're missing out.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)