What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

What is the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

A: Bigfoot has been sighted.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

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Why did the worm want to learn kung-fu?

so he could flip the bird

What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

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What did the maggot say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?

Worm your way out of that one !

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot