What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between feminism and a $100 bill?

A $100 bill makes change

What's the difference between a battery and a women?

The Battery has a positive side.

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What's it called when you try not to get knocked unconscious by a Taser?

Resisting a rest.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

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What lives in apples and is an avid reader?

A bookworm !

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.