What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman?

A: The car salesman can probably drive!

What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck?

One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why do caterpillars think they are better than us?

OTHER WORM: *is drowning in a very shallow puddle*

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Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What did the apple say to the pear?

Man, go away!