What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between a pontiff's chin and the kitchen sink?

One's covered in soap bubbles, while the other's covered in Pope stubbles.

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How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

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Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?

Because everyone had to go on in pairs !

What do you get when you cross worms with elephants?

Big holes in your garden

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What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.