What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

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What do you call it when worms take over the world?

Global Worming.

Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

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What is loud and sounds like an apple?

AN APPLE!**

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors