What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

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What's the difference between your job and your wife?

Nobody does your job for you when you're out

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

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Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad