Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

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Worm Jokes More Worm Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?

Very big worm holes in your garden !

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

When fish play football who is the captain ?

The team's kipper !

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

Noah Jokes More Noah Jokes

Why was Noah such a compelling character?

He had a good ark.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.