Why didn't Noah go fishing?

A: He only had two worms!

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What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?

Have you ever tried worm pie !

What are you fishing for sonny?

Boy: I'm not fishing I'm drowning worms.

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What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

Where are most fish found ?

Between the head and the tail !

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Where does Noah store his bees?

The ark-hives.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.