An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants
Putin Windows duh.
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.
Only one of course, as we are highly efficient and have absolutely no sense of humour.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
cha ching
She didn't have a shoulder to cry on!
5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
I'm an optimist and a positive thinker." "Give me an example" "When do I start "
They both fear the wurst
Sir.
