An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Bigfoot is occasionally sighted
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
They say he was snowed in.
Turkey
Because they're the wurst.
Agoofaloofagus
A pilot you racist!
They kick a Can
Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.
A: They must follow the letter of the law.
Who says it's dark
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
They always worry about the worst case!
How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!
Sir.
