An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.
It Blyats.
Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot
Glutentag!
chink chink chink chink
A water sprinkler.
You see a woman learn her place.
Holm School
A: An accordion player with a pager.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Because every day is a sadder-day.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
