An Optimist learns German. A Pessimist learns Chinese. A Realist learns AK-47.
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
Borris Kutchyakockoff
A Boston Marathon.
Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.
Agoofaloofagus
Because its just wong
Chinese food.
They just wing it.
They can only learn 4 moves.
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Who says it's dark
They both fear the wurst
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
Sir.
