How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

How did the Chinese atheist get to heaven?

Jesus said to him "Behold! I am risen!" and he said "That's nice I don't bereave you."

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why are ska bands so clean?

They always pick it up pick it up pick it up.

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why did Cinderella get kicked off her soccer team?

She kept running away from the ball.

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.