How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What does a noise musician order at a Chinese restaurant?

Peaking duck!

Why can't Chinese people tie their shoes?

I would love to tell you, but I am afraid the answer is a little bit lacist.

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Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

Why was Juan late to the Mexican food party?

Because he had to pick up the Pace! (Pace salsa)

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What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can