How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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Why do Chinese tourists get disappointed when they visit America?

Because when they buy souvenirs they find out they were made in China.

Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

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Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.

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How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the empire state building?

About 16 seconds

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can