How do Chinese pick a name for their ne...

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy?

Sudden Lee

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Why are you picking up rocks?

M: I'm starting a rock band. Neighbor walks away. That is how you get people to leave you alone.

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:

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Why was Cinderella kicked out of Walt Disney World?

Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and told him to start telling lies.

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can