How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

How do you blind a Chinese man?

lay floss over their eyes

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How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

Why don't Mexicans blow their noses?

So that they have something to pick in the off-season.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

Newborn Jokes More Newborn Jokes

How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What shatters faster than your smartphone screen?

A newborn with osteoporosis.