How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

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What do you call a Chinese man with a pet cat?

A vegetarian.

What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

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How does a black women know if she's pregnant?

All the cotton on her tampon has been picked off.

Why does the U.S. Navy use powdered soap?

It takes longer to pick up.

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What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken ?

She kicked the bucket !

What did the Gregorian monk say when he was kicked out of the monastery?

Give me one more chants!

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How do Chinese pick a name for their newborn?

They kick a Can

What do you call a newborn with 3 arms?

Not mine