You can't play football with the remote.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A newborn with osteoporosis.
Not mine
About 16 seconds
They kick a Can
Because he was in de-nile
I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...
This is not a drill.
The roof is on fire.
Getting into a bit of a .tiff!
Newborn girls.
Hose B
Jose and Hose B
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*
You stop feeding it.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
A baby in a microwave
They say that after you lose your first hand, you get hooked!
Try to get her off!
They'll stare at your shoes instead of theirs.
They look at your feet instead of theirs.