You can't play football with the remote.
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A newborn with osteoporosis.
Not mine
About 16 seconds
They kick a Can
Because it's baby food.
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes
Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
In a snowbank.
It's a baby, not a stash of heroin.
All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."
The captains log.
Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh
Respiridol
When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.
Getting into a bit of a .tiff!
Newborn girls.