Why can't you be successful like your brother?

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What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

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Why so glum Chum?

asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister "

What's faster than a black man dodging cops with a TV?

His brother with the laptop.

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

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How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

What did the green onion say to the Thanksgiving dinner?

I ain't no chive, Turkey."

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes