Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

What bounces and makes kids cry?

The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes