Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why wouldn't the worker accept 10 fresh chickens as a reward for saving a farm on fire?

It was a poultry amount

Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

Who's the only one who doesn't say thanks on Thanksgiving?

The Turkey.

How does Vladimir Putin like his Thanksgiving turkey?

Nuked

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Prime Jokes More Prime Jokes

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.