Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Why did Vanilla Ice steal a can of hair spray?

Because the label said, "Contents Under Pressure" Got this joke from my brother :D

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.