Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Who would you save first?

Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.

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What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23?

Because then he will always be in prime.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes