Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get when you inject human DNA to a goat?

A permanent ban from the petting zoo

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between batman and Blackman?

Batman can go to the store without robin Edit: glad you'll liked it :-)

What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear?

Hearing AIDS

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What CS:GO hack do tumblr girls use?

Trigger bot.

What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

Tend Jokes More Tend Jokes

What is the difference between a Texan and a redneck?

Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Enslave Jokes More Enslave Jokes

How woke?

Me: We're putting Harriet Tubman on something that enslaves us all today.

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?

One but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.