Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton?

The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

Who's there ! Bullet ! Bullet who ?

Bullet all the hay and now he's hungry !

Why did Maria Shriver marry Arnold Schwarzenegger?

To breed a Kennedy that could take a bullet.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

What do you get when you mix a black and asian person?

A criminal mastermind ...

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !