Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Crown Jokes More Crown Jokes

What do you call a crowned man in gridlock?

Human trafficking

Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Week Old Jokes More Week Old Jokes

What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?

Six weeks old !

What's the difference between a week-old human and a weak, old human?

About eighty years

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS