Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the man get kicked out of the "Russian" bar?

Because he walked in.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a goat?

ISIS

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

What happened when the school bully went netsurfing?

The goalkeeper kicked him out of the football ground.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

Professor Jokes More Professor Jokes

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry. lol.

Why was the professor cross-eyed?

Because he couldn't control his pupils!

Mediterranean Sea Jokes More Mediterranean Sea Jokes

Whats blue and pretty on top, and brown and kind of a bummer in the bottom?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.