Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien ?

Something from another universe -ity !

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Why did the Mexican jump the border?

To get back to Mexico

Spend Jokes More Spend Jokes

What happened to that?

Husband: You spent it all dear.

What did Santa Clause say when he came down Lindsay Lohan's chimney and found her spending Christmas Eve with her pals Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton?

A: Ho, ho, ho!

Human Race Jokes More Human Race Jokes

Why did the aliens choose to not invade and enslave the human race?

Because they're not garbage collectors.

What's the most oldest joke in the world?

The human race.

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

The Rooster

Why did the chicken lay an egg?

Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!