Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can't you be successful like your brother?

Amazon: heh Optimus: But I saved humanity from Decepticons! Thanksgiving at the Primes

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Invade Jokes More Invade Jokes

Why us it not good to have an oily face?

The US might invade it.

What do you call a group of invading pirates?

An **Arrr**my

Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Pet Zoo Jokes More Pet Zoo Jokes

What do you get when you inject human DNA into a sheep?

banned from the petting zoo...

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why did the guy kick the broom out of his house?

It swept with his girlfriend :P

Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

Bullet Jokes More Bullet Jokes

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

What is Oscar Pistorius's new favourite band?

Bullets For My Valentine