What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

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When do you kick a midget in the balls?

When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.