German Guy Jokes

Whats a mile long and has a thousand arms?

The train to Auschwitz. Some German guy i used to play Path of Exile with told it to me.

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What's the name of that German guy that keeps hiding my stuff around the house?

Alzheimer, Grandma.

What do you call a German guy wearing basketball shoes?

Herr Jordan

What's the German guy say when you kick him in teh crotch?

Oof, weinerpain!