What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you get when you put human DNA into a donkey?

North West.

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)