What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What is a gentleman monkey?

A gentleman monkey is a monkey that won't monkey around with another monkey's monkey.

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What does a Drake fan with AIDS get tattooed on his back?

If you're reading this it's too late.

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho