What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What's the best thing about AIDS?

You're always positive

What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.