What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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Human Dna Jokes More Human Dna Jokes

What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

Aids Jokes More Aids Jokes

What do you call someone with herpes, AIDS, syphilis and gonorrhea?

An incurable romantic.

Why is AIDS cooler than Forrest Gump?

Because AIDS gets the girl

Insert Jokes More Insert Jokes

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.