What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

What do monkeys drink in space?

Orangu-Tang.

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?

You think you've got AIDS

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity