Insert Jokes

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

How'd you get a black eye?

Walked into a door. Later, another shiner More doors *nods* One does not simply walk into more doors.

Humanity Jokes More Humanity Jokes

What did adam say to eve?

Let's save humanity.

What can stop supervirus from destroying humanity ?

Batvirus ( stolen joke xD )

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What movie contains the most micro aggressions?

Ant Man

Superhero Jokes More Superhero Jokes

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

Whats the difference between Iron Man and iron woman?

One is a superhero the other is a simple instruction

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

Vend Machine Jokes More Vend Machine Jokes

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What kind of wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.