What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here