What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

What is the volume of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?

One US Leader

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What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here