What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What's at the end of every movie?

Insert coin

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"