What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

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Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor?

He always shoves a Bill down her throat!

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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What is it called when you walk away from your banana cream pie in the Sahara?

Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.