What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's the best machine at the gym?

The vending machine.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and an Asian political correspondent have in common?

All they talk about is the presidential erection

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

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How many perverts does it take to insert a light bulb?

Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a soda machine have in common?

They both say insert Bill here

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"