What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

Why did the soda can quit its job at the vending machine?

It was soda pressing.

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What did you find most attractive concerning Monica Lewinsky?

He replied, 'She had the prettiest smile I ever came across."

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What do you get if you insert human DNA into a monkey?

AIDS for humanity

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

A. Banned from the Zoo.

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"