Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why do Puerto ricans have so many kids?

Because pulling out is work!!!

What do a Marionette User and Tampon Thief have in common?

They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)

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What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.