Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do you call a joke that only works written down instead of told orally?

A sic joke

What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

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What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!