Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What's the difference between Kim Kardashian and a homeless man who works at McDonalds?

One of those greasy bums is making a lot more money.

What is a joke that works on many levels?

HR Department.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore