Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Why do laxatives always say 'Works gently, overnight'?

What if I want something that works violently right now "

Vend Jokes More Vend Jokes

What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

Who do you call if Everlast is having a heart attack?

Eminem.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher