Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

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Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!