Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do you call a blonde white guy with blue eyes who is an experienced soldier and who works with sick animals?

A veteran Aryan.

What is a baby's dream job?

Working at a winery.

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

What do Monica Lewinsky and a vending machine have in common?

Both say Please insert Bill.

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Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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What is Eminem made of?

He is made of Mathers

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)