Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why did no one laugh at the hot dogs joke?

Because it was too cheesy. I work at a hot dog stand and tell this from time to time.

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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What's black and steals your change?

Vending machines.

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

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What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

Why won't the machines just take over already?

I'm tired of doing stuff.

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What did Eminem say when his label spelled his name wrong?

It doesn't Mather.

What's a rapper's favorite candy?

Eminems.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle. :)