Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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How many black guys does it take to do the work of one white guy?

It depends on how big his plantation is.

What do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

You punch her

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What does a vending machine and Monica Lewinsky have in common?

They both say "Insert Bill Here"

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat?

A row bot.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Why did Eminem make a terrible barista?

Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.

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Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

How are music and candy similar?

We throw away the rappers.