How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side.

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

art