How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

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What do you call a seamstress who makes things up?

A *fabric*ator. It was a slow day at work...

Why couldn't the physicist get the Standard Model to work?

Because it wouldn't commute!

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

Why do traffic lights never go swimming?

Because they spend too much time changing.

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How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just sit in the dark and blame the Jews.

How many bad joke tellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One.

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.