Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the most dangerous thing in your freezer?

Ice is.