Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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What do you call a 350 pound stripper?

Broke

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby?

A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8.

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Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer?

Because he had been told to ice it.

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.