Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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What do you call a midget psychic that broke out of prison?

A small medium at large!

What did Humpty Dumpty say to his girlfriend when she said they were breaking up?

Is this some sort of yolk

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How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice and three to push the boat through.

What does Batman like with his whiskey?

Gravely voice) "Just ice."