Why do you have to nuke siberia twice?

The first one is just to break the ice.

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How many trannies does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.

What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back?

A Chiroptopracter.

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Which southeast Asian drink is more popular, the iced tea or the coffee?

Neither. It's a Thai.

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.