What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What did the green light say to the red light?

I love you, but I'm sick of yellow light always breaking us up.

What is the only thing easier to break than a Razer headset?

Your sister's hymen.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.