What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What do you get when you cross a highway with an armadillo?

About halfway across.

What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.