What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes?

Dishrespectful...

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat

How do you congratulate the guy who won the best tie contest?

You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose. :/

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.