What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.