What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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What did Jonathan Ross say after breaking in to a large kitchen to steal some utensils?

It was worth the whisk

How do you break up an Arab Bingo game?

Yell B-52.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it?

Finding half a worm in it. And what's worse than that The holocaust

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

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What do you call an armadillo at a fashion show?

A roll model

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.