What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What's the best way to break in a new pair of shoes?

Moonwalking

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What do you get when you cross a ring-tailed lemur with a U-Haul truck?

I'm not sure, but I know

How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur?

Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How did Pavlov keep his dogs so fluffy?

He used conditioner on them.

What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

Peter Jokes More Peter Jokes

Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Bunny Jokes More Bunny Jokes

Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

What do you get when you cross a bunny with a leek?

A bunion.