What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."

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What did the basic girl say after all her writing utensils broke?

I literally cant even write now

Why did the T.V. break up with the remote?

She thought he was too controlling.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What did the redneck say to his girlfriend after they broke up?

Its ok, we can still be cousins."

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Why did Jesus lose the basketball game?

Because Peter denied him three times.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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Which rabbits were famous bank robbers?

Bunny and Clyde.

What do bunnies do when they get married?

Go on a bunnymoon