How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ?

A dinosnore !

Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep?

ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

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What do you get when you cross a fish with no eyes?

PETA

Why do they call it a third eye?

If its on your fourhead?

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.