How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships ?

With their eyes shut !

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

What's the best rock to sleep on?

bed rock

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

A: Both crews were marooned.

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What did Gandalf say when he tried to shut down Auschwitz?

You shall not gas!"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

Why do liberals travel in threes?

A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.

Columbus Jokes More Columbus Jokes

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.