What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

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What's the difference between Madonna and a bowling ball ?

You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

How many fingers do I have up?

a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

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What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a robot?

Steel wool