How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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At least I'm not black.

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Because they don't know the words.

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Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over body

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How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.