How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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Which is farther away- NY City or the moon?

Sister: NY City. Why do ask Brother: Well I can see the moon but I can't see NY City.

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.

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When you guys describe me to your families do you use the word tigress?

I'd prefer if you included tigress

How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word, "unionized".

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What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

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How soon?

the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

Who's the man who, with just the slightest touch- gives you chills and makes you tremble with anticipation ?

Your dentist.