How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

What are your go to jokes?

I was at an event the other day and someone asked "So... anyone know any jokes?" What's everyone's "go to" joke in social situations?

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What do you call an annoying Chinese chef?

A Woky Talky

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.

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What do you call a Chinese kid playing college football?

A wok on.

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.