How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so."

What did Mike Tyson say when asked about the time he fought the God of Asgard?

The loser was 'thore'"

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What do you call a rich Chinese person ?

cha ching

Who is a Chinese feminist's least favorite Winnie the Pooh character?

Trigger.

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What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park