How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation?

Because she threw out all the bent ones.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

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What's the top selling book of all time in Korea?

101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

What do you call a chinese food truck?

A Wok in the Park