How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why'd the little girls ice-cream melt?

She was on fire.

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What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?

Ask apple to open the backdoor.

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

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What do you call an Chinese family with a pet dog?

Vegetarians. Source: I'm Chinese.

Why can Chinese bands rehearse so much?

They're never short of Sichuan musicians.

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What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!