How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

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What did the Redditor say when... What did Redditor say when asked why he failed his PSAT test?

TL;DR"

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What do you call a Chinese fly with no wings?

A wok.

How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.