How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope?

sin or cosine

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant?

BAO BAO BAO BAO

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What did the cannibal coach yell when his player twisted his ankle?

Wok it off! Wok it off!

How does the Asian chef get to work?

He woks.