How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

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Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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Why do you think I spend too much time at my computer?

Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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What did the manager say to his new Chinese intern?

How, are you?

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

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How do you fire a Chinese cook?

Ask him to take wok.

What do you call an intersection where a lot of Asians cross?

A cross-wok.