How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What kind of sandwich is this?

She asks. "It cheese ma."

What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

How did OJ respond when his son asked to borrow the car?

gtOnly if you go aks your mother.

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What do you call a man that marries another man?

A minister! Courtesy of a patient.

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta