How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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What did the Zen master say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything."

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta