How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.

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What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?

A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.

What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center?

Who ordered the two jumbos?!"

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What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta