How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

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How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

What's the nutritional value of an entire tube of cherry Chapstick?

Asking for my two year old.

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What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

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What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?

Make me one with everything.

Why did the hot dog vendor cry?

He burned his wiener

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

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How do you make an ugly kid?

Go ask your mother Courtesy of a hot dog vendor in Atlanta

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta