What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What happened when Sean Connery bought himself a little kitten?

The cat shat on the mat.

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What does a National Geographic magazine or a JC Penney catalog have in common?

Sorry, the punchline is the joke. If you don't get it, ask your dad.

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What would gold say if it could talk?

A-U" :

What breaks when u give it to a toddler?

Her hips

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it