What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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What a BLONDE will ask the doctor in the maternity ward?

A: "Is it mine "

Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

How would u like that prepared?

ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done

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When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.