What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What did the banana peel say when asked what happens after it's thrown into the compost pile?

IDK, i'm just a banana.

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Look ask me when I get back from India okay

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

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Why can't I have coffee?

Me: It'll make u even more energetic than u already are 7: But u drink it all the time& u never have energy!

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

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What hand do you wipe with?

Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)