What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happens when you heavily water farmland?

The plot thickens.

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What did Pitbull ask for Christmas?

Dolly.

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How do u kno the deceased?

I was his drug dealer. "Louder for the tape " leans in I was his rug feeler. Tested his rugs.

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What do you call someone who can't find a job?

A Psych major. (Pls list your own response - if you're awake and in America at this time, you should have a pretty good one). Thanks.

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)