What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

How do Japanese people ask for rice?

Samurais?

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How do u castrate a priest ?

Kick the alter boy in the chin )

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Response Jokes More Response Jokes

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

What's a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)