Their response Flexicution
Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.
He said "Darling you've got lovely teeth."
A lil bit of quack
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
Because when he was standing by alter, and asked "If he would take this women as his lawful wedded wife " His response was "Do I "
Answer: left or right Response: why not use toilet paper
