What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)