What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

What happens when you die?

Me: You go to heaven. 4: No, I mean when you die, do I get your stuff

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How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)