Dvd Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

Post Jokes More Post Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of wolf never runs?

Steppenwolf

What's the definition of awful?

Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

Why can every black person run so fast?

Because the slow ones are in jail.

How many cops does it take to push a Black person down the stairs?

None. He ....

Brother Jokes More Brother Jokes

Why can't Thor play the piano or hide n seek with his brother?

He can never find the Loki.

Why don't robots have any brothers?

They all have transisters.

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

How did the Reddit user read his newspaper?

ltORIGINAL&gt He Reddit

What is purple, blue, and white and spits out dad jokes?

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go to a store without robin.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Cousin Jokes More Cousin Jokes

Why does a redneck find his cousin more attractive than a stranger?

Because it's all relative.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin