Dvd Jokes

What happens when you microwave a DVD?

you get a VHS tape.

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Where does Khal Drogo keep his DVDs?

In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.

Whats the V in DVD stand for?

Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed !

What do you call an Alabama woman who can run faster than her brother?

virgin

Dvd Player Jokes More Dvd Player Jokes

What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

V Jokes More V Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V?

asparagoose

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Why are Taylor Swift's songs always a hit?

WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

A: Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What makes no sense?

The Canadian Mint

Why didn't Darth Vader make it as a stand up comic?

Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?

She puts in in the microwave.

What's black and taps on the window?

A baby in the microwave :)