you get a VHS tape.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
In Yeah you'd probably only get this if you read ASOIF but the joke came to me randomly.
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today .. be kind)
A sense of humor.
The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.
Because she was his relative
Entering the friend zone.
It's gone.
A Nigerian, you racist
Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)
Mine
I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.
On a microwave.
He can never find the Loki.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
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