His cousin with the DVD player
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His brother with your DVD player.
His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*
To remote Islands
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
They all know how to get black men off.
Because their knee grows.
A school bus full of black people (Sorry for racism, it is just a joke, nothing personal)
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Texans tend to ride horses whereas rednecks ride their cousins. -American Sniper
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
For planning high trees, son.
Because two Eds are better than one.
A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.
A: But you cantaloupe!
Guilty.
A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist
Well a joke that isn't funny, but still is because it isn't. If you know what I mean. These are kind of much easier to remember.
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old