Dvd Player Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

How many chains does it take to enslave a black person in the twenty-first century?

Two Chainz.

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do when you see a Flock of Seagulls?

You run. You run so far away.

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

Racism Jokes More Racism Jokes

What does a slave driver do with his slaves when he's bored?

He racism.

Why is all the racism in America downstairs?

That's where we keep them chained up.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

What did the guy say to MJ at the beach?

Get out of my son.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

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Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why don't black people dream?

The last black man to have a dream got shot.

What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.