Dvd Player Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

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What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What's faster than a black man with your TV?

His son with your DVD player! I mean no racism in this joke*

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Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What is faster than a black person with your TV ?

His brother with your DVD player.

What do you call a black person who smokes?

An e-cigger. I'm going to hell for thinking of this.

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How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

Why did the chicken run out into traffic?

To get to the other side.

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

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What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

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What do my brother and Julius Caesar have in common?

They both hate been stabbed

Why are you putting the saddle on backward ?

Brother: How do you know which way I'm going

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Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."