Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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What's the last thing you want to hear when blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson"

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

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What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Why roboticize vacuuming?

It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.

Dish Jokes More Dish Jokes

Where did L Ron Hubbard store his dishes?

In the L Ron cupboard.

How many honest intelligent caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?

Both of them.

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Why did I stop reading M.C Escher books on the bus?

Because I always get weird stairs

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!