She was running out of things to read.
The operating system
Decomposing
Stopping it with a shovel.
To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.
They know how to tuck away junk.
Derpentine.
The potry
There was a full stop
Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"
Goose bumps
Run!
Nothing, she was wearing mittens.
She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.
