Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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What was the first thing the stowaway to Mars said after he landed?

Just out of Curiosity...

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

What did Abe Lincoln say after a three day drinking binge?

Wait I freed ?!?!?"

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Booze Clues.

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Why won't you loan a neighbor a cup of sugar?

sigh "You're a pile of ants wearing a bathrobe." bathrobe sags dejectedly

Where's the cake?

Mom of kid: We don't believe in sugar. Me: I promise it's real. I've seen it with my own eyes.