Why sugars are very unhappy these days?

It is sweet but still is not getting added do any thing!

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense ?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

What is that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Imagination.

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How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem , He sleeps at night.

What is it like, to be standing at the foot of an empty grave, not knowing who will one day be in it?

Unbereavable.

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How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

A: Because the camera adds 10 pounds.

Why would they add "twerk" to the dictionary?

People that would use said word can't read.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you get when you boil tree trunks with sugar?

Log jam.