What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

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What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

What's the difference between a Pound and a Dollar?

A dollar

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit