What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What do you call a nun that is lost?

A Roamin' Catholic

What do you do if you're lost in an Icelandic forest?

Stand up!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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How can working with cow hide help on a first date?

As if she's going to lay there and be swayed by some new buck.

What did you learn in kindergarten today?

5-year-old: A doughnut would help me remember. Apparently she learned bribery.

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What happens when two dogs breed in a pound?

Dog pound dog pounds dog pound dog.

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit