What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What do you call a person who has lost all hope?

A: Linus

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

A: Bison

What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day?

A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why was Doughman the only hero to rise up and help?

because he was kneaded.

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why does the town pound keep animals in separate cages?

Cause otherwise they'd be going to pound town.

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit