What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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Why did the cat go to the doctors?

Because it wasn't feline well

What is the difference between a dog and a cat?

Kevin still doesn't know.

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What's the best way to lose some pounds?

Leave the EU.

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

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What kind of cat should you take into the desert ?

A first aid kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !