What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do Baptists and cats have in common?

You know they're doing it, you just can't catch them at it.

What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity?

A cheetah

Pound Jokes More Pound Jokes

Why won't a woman sleep with you after a date at Burger King?

Because you have to court her before you pound her.

What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !