Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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How are martinis like breasts?

They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.

What is Michael J Fox's favourite song?

Shake It Off by Tayler Swift

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What's one thing the Hulk would struggle tearing down?

The fourth wall

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !