Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

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Money Jokes More Money Jokes

How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

What color are apples?

BOBO THE GORILLA: (signing) Please free me from this prison ME: (writing) Still struggling with colors

Kitty Jokes More Kitty Jokes

What did the kitty say when it ran for mayor??

Now, that was one politi-cat debate!

What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat ?

Here Kitty kitty kitty' !