Cause they struggle to put food on the table
Cause nice guys always finish last.
Cause Paracetamol
Because it was for chair-ity
A whale with a table taped to it.
A low blow
When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.
Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.
The fourth wall
ME: Do you have any...uh CLERK: Go on ME: Do you have any Half Foods
Chute
