Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver?

Cause she was a woman

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam. :(

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets?

The Whittle Business *badum ching*

What do you call a midget with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Struggle Jokes More Struggle Jokes

Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table