Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

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Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

Why do they call it a "roach clip"?

Cause "pot holder" was taken.

Table Jokes More Table Jokes

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What shape is your table?

A: Um, round But that's not really... R: Got it

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What do you call a midget clown that juggles?

A Juggalo

What's the difference between a midget and a dwarf?

Little.

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Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

What's the difference between mathematicians and Syrian refugees?

Mathematicians don't struggle with integration.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls

How do Mexicans keep their food warm?

Chicken Fajitas.