What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

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What kind of railway is an Italian engineer's favourite?

Funicula

What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia?

Thrown in a lake.

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What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.