January Jokes

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

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Why is your January report card so bad ?

Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why did the mathematician celebrate 4/20 on January 5?

Because he knows how to reduce fractions.

What do you call authentic Italian wine harvested in January?

Genuwine.

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.