Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

What was the philosopher's favorite toy growing up?

Playdough.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Capitalism Jokes More Capitalism Jokes

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

Why do Soviets use lowercase letters?

Because they don't understand CAPitalism