Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Put it under the soap.
A square dance.
A: Because she grew out of her B shells.
If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.
Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick. :P
It died.
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!
Marijuana
Because they don't understand CAPitalism
CAPITALISM