What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

How does Harry Houdini tell people to steal stuff?

Straight jack it.

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

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Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle?

A: Because the road sign said 'Squeeze Left.'

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What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

What do you get when you cross a dylexsic, insomiac and a agnostic?

Someone who stays up at night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What does a dirty hippie say after you ask him to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"