What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What's the worst part about getting AIDS?

Having to tell your friend his kids should get tested.

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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Why is your face all scratched ?

My girlfriend said it with flowers. How romantic. Not really she hit me round the head with a bunch of thorny roses !

Why can't a W-boson get a girlfriend?

He can't even last a femtosecond!

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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What did the black dude say when his hippie girlfriend asked him to go to burning man with her?

Namaste here

What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?

Namaste.

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.