What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Why are hippies against capitalism?

Because money doesn't grow on trees.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

What's Bruce Lee's favorite hotel to stay at?

The HYATT!!

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What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

What did the couch surfing, yoga junkie say when his friend asked him to leave?

Namaste.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!"

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"