What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

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What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

How can you tell a hippie's been in your house?

He's still there when you get home. What's he say when you tell him to leave? "Na, 'ma stay"

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What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

Homeless

What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

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What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son?

Stay on the junk, and you'll go far.

What do you call a fruit that stays up very late to study for tests?

A: A cramberry.

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What did the hippie say when he was kicked off the couch?

Namaste

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How many anti-feminists does it take to screw the light bulb?

Anti feminists? Nah, they can't screw