What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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Hey dude, you're outta sight!

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Namaste.

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Namaste

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"