What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

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What do you tell someone who doesn't like Depeche Mode?

Enjoy the silence.

How can you tell there is a Canadian in your closet?

You can hear someone scooting aboot in it

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

What's dumber than a box of rocks?

The hippie carrying it. What's dumber than that? The yuppie buying it. What's dumber than that? The box of rocks

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What rhymes with Pistorius?

His girlfriend certainly ain't Morpheus.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay"

Why did the bullet stay home?

Because it got fired!

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

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Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

What about "BusinessMyspace"?

Nah, it's taken. Okay, what about "LinkedIn"