What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do you hate me?

me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

How much money does the Government pay people with autistic disorder?

Enough to buy a computer that can play League of Legends.

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.