What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Why does Reddit hate Fencing?

Ripostes

Why do people hate playing uno with Mexicans?

They keep stealing green cards.

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What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality?

gets arrested*

What do you call a group of spoiled children?

The government

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

How do you spell Mississippi?

Redneck: Which one The river or the state

How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.