What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why aren't hippies good pitchers?

Because they're always high and outside.

Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

Why did the Chinese Government cross the road?

THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why do rednecks like the doggie position?

That way they can both watch wrestling.

What is the only word that a redneck will capitalise?

Punishment.