What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

How do you make the hippie run out of money?

You hide daddies credit card under a bar of soap.

How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

Government Jokes More Government Jokes

What do you call the 'n' in government?

CryptoN Only few will get this

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

Redneck Jokes More Redneck Jokes

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

What Does A Redneck Call It When He Visits His Cousin Outside His Town?

Entering the friend zone.