How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How would you tell if the Queen was stoned?

Her Highness will tell you

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off ?

Ban-she ban-she !

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.