How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

What do you tell a woman that has 37 stab wounds?

Nothing, you already told her 37 times.

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultry-geist.

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

A: Your ghostliness.

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Why did the Italian get thrown out of the hotel?

He said "I wanna two sheet onna the bed".

What did the blanket say as it fell of the bed?

Sheet

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.