How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

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How did the ghost patch his sheet?

A: With a pumpkin patch.

What happens when you goose a ghost?

You get a hand full of sheet. (Joke from my mom)

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Who stole the sheets from the bed?

Bed buglars.

Why did the kleptomaniac spend so much time in Bed Bath and Beyond?

He was taking a sheet.

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Why couldn't the Pokemon tell a joke?

Because he fainted.

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.