How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

How do you keep a idiot occupied?

I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer.

What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do?

Hometwerk

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster?

A wake-up call!

How can you tell if someone who's just had a perm is on the phone?

You get a frizzy signal!

Bee Jokes More Bee Jokes

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?

A humdred !

Why do bees stay in their hive during Winter?

Swarm.