What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?

The Netcracker suite.

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What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"

Where do they put the infected?

In the Quran-tine room!

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What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

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Why do people say half a dozen?

Why can't they just say Six