What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.

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What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common?

They both have a little Jesus in 'em...

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight