What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

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What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

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How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.