What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

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What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

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Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Why can't ethiopians take med pills?

Cause they can't take 'em with empty stomach.

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What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.