Mow Jokes

How many of my parents does it take to mow the lawn?

None. They pay me to do it.

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What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

What did God say to Jesus?

This lawn ain't gonna mow itself.

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight